function(alive) – Programmers Edition | Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Price range: $19.39 through $21.81

Turn coffee and caffeine into production-ready code. Designed by a developer for developers, this tee features high-detail syntax humor and technical precision that speaks fluent stack trace. Ordering 2 or 3 tees? Orders over R1000 ship FREE across South Africa!

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Description

Code. Debug. Repeat.

Whether you’re wrestling with asynchronous calls, fixing bugs in production on a Friday afternoon, or optimizing local builds, this graphic tee is engineered for the modern stack.

Built with clean typography and technical layout details, it’s the perfect uniform for late-night refactoring sessions, team standups, or remote work sprints.

Key Features:

  • 100% Premium Combed Cotton: Soft, breathable, and light enough for long coding marathons.

  • Precision Printed Graphic: Sharp, high-contrast code elements that stay crisp wash after wash.

  • Comfortable Modern Fit: Tailored for a clean look with zero restricted movement at your desk.

  • Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Maintains size, shape, and structure through endless washing cycles.

Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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